This should go without saying, but given costumes I have seen over the years, this needs to be said:
These are Halloween costumes no one should wear. You have been warned.
Sexy Tariffs
#CostumesNotToWear 1 https://t.co/QcsZ7Rw6iJ
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Sexy vegan food and/or tater tots
#CostumesNotToWear 2 https://t.co/mVCI4OF6y3
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Quite possibly the worst idea ever:
#CostumesNotToWear 3 #SexyMrRogers https://t.co/TC3dFFsJYi
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Sexy Where’s Waldo:
#CostumesNotToWear 4 – #SexyWaldo https://t.co/0ZtS57nsAc
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Sexy Handmaid’s Tale:
#CostumesNotToWear 5 // Though this one has some interesting critical theory undertones… https://t.co/yT1G4dkFwU
— RalphIsNow@rhanson40@threads.net (@ralphehanson) September 20, 2019
Sexy Ebola Nurse (No, I did not make this one up):
#CostumesNotToWear 6 – I don’t think I could make this one up… https://t.co/wTaQUzHfpF
— RalphIsNow@rhanson40@threads.net (@ralphehanson) September 20, 2019
Amazingly Bad Judgment Canadian Politician:
#CostumesNotToWear 7 – This one should really be obvious. #JustinTrudeau https://t.co/DrQtgnabYp
— RalphIsNow@rhanson40@threads.net (@ralphehanson) September 20, 2019
This one will mess with your barely pubescent children’s psyche
#CostumesNotToWear 8 https://t.co/RSaoCPGSys
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Another Bad Idea PBS star costume:
#CostumesNotToWear 9 #SexyBobRoss https://t.co/koqmRkTCVx
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Well, I suppose given that she has a New York Post:
#CostumesNotToWear 10 #SexyNYPost https://t.co/rOP7ttCXc3
— RalphIsNow@rhanson40@threads.net (@ralphehanson) September 20, 2019
And finally… I’m not generally a fan of online quizzes. Usually they exist only to collect marketing information about you. But for this one from NPR I’ll make an exception.
Halloween Quiz: Test Your Knowledge Of Global Health Costume History : Goats and Soda : NPR https://t.co/zyBrQOgz4x
— RalphIsNow@rhanson40@threads.net (@ralphehanson) October 28, 2019